A Taliban was sitting in a cave when he hears over a dune the voice of an American: "One Texan A&M Aggie is better than 10 Taliban fighters" so the Taliban officer got angry and sent over ten of his best fighters. After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony the Taliban heard the voice again. "One Aggie is better than 100 Taliban fighters!" So the Taliban sends over 100 of his insurgen...ts sure of victory. After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony, the Taliban heard the voice again. "One Aggie is better than 1000 Taliban fighters!" So the Taliban sent his toughest, meanest, personal guards over the dune. After hundreds of bullets fired, and explosions and the screaming and crying, it was over. The Taliban officer now wondering what happened, goes over the dune where he finds a wounded Taliban solider who says "Don't send anymore men... it's really a trap, there are two of them!"